No furyWhy God is a woman

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

Therefore Satan is a woman, for Satan would be the furiest of them all. Especially if all the mirrors in hell are broken. But that's besides the point.

If Satan is a woman, so must God be. Because if God was a man, he'd be seduced aeons ago by miss Satan. So she isn't a he. It all makes perfect sense.

If only my mind did.