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Well hi there! This will seem a little odd, but I'm a pair of glasses on a zombie. Yes, yes. I know It's unlikely, but with all the radioactive waste laying around it's not really a surprise anymore. I mean, I've seen lawnmowers with more intelligence than me.

Anyway, I thought I might keep a log of interesting things happening. You never know who might want to read it.
Maybe one day I'll be able to print my memoirs in a nice leather bound book or something. Assuming, of course, printers will be available again and I get my own passport. Not sure which one of those is less likely to happen soon.

Until next time.

Keep looking!