InsultsConductive.

Insulting a computer-savvy person (also known as nerd) is not too difficult. But it is more fun if you insult a person specifically tailored to their world, their lingo. So, without much further delay; I present to you, a list if nerdy insults.

Every insult should be read as: You .... !

• annoying alliteration addict
• backup barcode backronym
• crazy cache cannibal
• depressing drive daemon
• eavesdropping echelon economizer
• factorial fault-tolerant feature
• generic gauss garbage
• half-duplex hashing handshake
• illegal iframe icon
• javascript jitter job
• kilobyte knowledge key
• leetspeaking lisp loader
• malfunctioning monochrome monitor
• nonfunctional null netmask
• obfuscating object-oriented oscillator
• peripherical passphrase philistine
• quantum qwerty queue
• redundant read-only RAM
• slow slobbering slave of >insert evil company name here<
• transcripted token tarball
• uncompressed uppercase USER
• virtual vector virus
• webcast wallpaper
• xenophobic XML tag
• yak-shaving yahoo
• z-buffering zombie

It's funny really, you could use any old thing as an insult. You worn out rubber insulation ring!

ps. I assume it's common knowledge that a fair few comic makers have used 'new' insults to get around PG-ratings.

pps. I put way too much effort into this.