New-years resolutions are for those people without aspirations to become evil overlords. Which is a good thing, naturally. Too many masters of doom trying to take over the world every night, assisted by weak-willed witty wannabes, would just muddle up the waters for those more serious.
- Use my considerable intellect and technical prowess to devise a consistent method to mind-control the general population.
- Take over the world using previously mentioned method, crowning myself as the surpreme evil overlord of earth.
- Realize that the whole world is a pretty big, boring responsibility and change plans
- Immediately notice the potential of creating a willing harem of the most beautiful slaves.
- Reject harem plans as synchronised periods, shared accross the harem might be considered 'bad'.
- Continue memiors of nymphomaniac serial killer.
- Procrastinate less when plotting the downfall of those who oppose me
- Make friends that do not desire to end my life in interesting ways
- Break friendship with friends that do desire to end my life in interesting ways
- Kidnap a rich man's daughter for ransom, then replace her
- Get ethnicity and gender operation for the kidnapping
- Fail to notice the flaws in the kidnapping plan
- (probably)Visit a state-funded involuntary hotel.
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